"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.
so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and
she fucking did.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW
How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.
It’s really that simple.
This fucking guy, man.
He deserves a medal of awesomeness.
i though he was gonna scream or something funny…you go bro
All the awards. Yes! This is perfect, real men treat women with respect, so amazing. You go bro! That just, wow. Good to know there’s some good people out there!
Let me tell you that I love this video a lot!
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
youre not allowed to follow me until you pass the gay test
i will be having NO GAYS following my blog!!!
What the fuck did i just witness.
that sounds like something A GAY would say